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Great pub food and crisp, cool drinks are at the heart of your local.

Whether you are popping in for a light lunch, after school treat with the kids or a delicious evening meal with the family.

From Sausage & Mash or Cod & Chips, to one of our Show Stopping Burgers such as the The Ultimate Chicken Burger. How about Chicken Dippers for the kids or Gammon Steak for Nan? Not forgetting those fresh lighter options, delicious grills and an array of desserts. We really do have something to suit everyone!

Wash this down with a traditional pint, lively glass of wine or a cheeky cocktail, we’ve got the perfect drink to accompany every meal.

So, head on down for satisfying food, drinks and a heartfelt welcome.

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Discover the Crumpled Horn

Head to the Crumpled Horn in Upminster for a perfect pint and top value pub food. We’ve got that classic British pub atmosphere everyone loves. You’ll always get a friendly greeting at the bar, and whatever you want to drink. We do it all, from cask ales, craft beer, and cider, to wine, fizz, and party drinks. Plenty for those on the soft stuff as well, including spritzes, juices, and fresh coffee. We like to please everyone on the food front too. So we put all the classics on the menu. Pick from traditional British fayre, tasty curries, mega burgers and grills, chicken, and sharers. Add a bunch of social events like band nights, fundraisers, theme parties, and pub quizzes to the mix and you’ve got a little beauty of a local!

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Crumpled Horn, 33-37 Corbetts Tey Road, Upminster, RM14 2AJ


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