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Discover the Crumpled Horn
Head to the Crumpled Horn in Upminster for a perfect pint and top value pub food. We’ve got that classic British pub atmosphere everyone loves. You’ll always get a friendly greeting at the bar, and whatever you want to drink. We do it all, from cask ales, craft beer, and cider, to wine, fizz, and party drinks. Plenty for those on the soft stuff as well, including spritzes, juices, and fresh coffee. We like to please everyone on the food front too. So we put all the classics on the menu. Pick from traditional British fayre, tasty curries, mega burgers and grills, chicken, and sharers. Add a bunch of social events like band nights, fundraisers, theme parties, and pub quizzes to the mix and you’ve got a little beauty of a local!Discover more about our Pub