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No matter the occasion, it’s always better when good food and drink is involved. That’s where we step in. Our knowledgeable, friendly and down-to earth team are always on hand to make sure you get the most from your visit. Our extensive menu contains everyone’s favourites from the usual pub classics, to our range of awesome burgers; with the option to go XL if you’re feeling extra peckish. We also have a variety of weekly offers that are sure to keep you on your toes. And to wash it all down, take a look at our delicious drinks menu which is full to the brim of different options, to suit you and the whole gang. With fabulous cocktails, quality beers and a range of wine, we’ve got everything you need to help you relax, unwind and even get the party started.

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Discover the Crumpled Horn

Head to the Crumpled Horn in Upminster for a perfect pint and top value pub food. We’ve got that classic British pub atmosphere everyone loves. You’ll always get a friendly greeting at the bar, and whatever you want to drink. We do it all, from cask ales, craft beer, and cider, to wine, fizz, and party drinks. Plenty for those on the soft stuff as well, including spritzes, juices, and fresh coffee. We like to please everyone on the food front too. So we put all the classics on the menu. Pick from traditional British fayre, tasty curries, mega burgers and grills, chicken, and sharers. Add a bunch of social events like band nights, fundraisers, theme parties, and pub quizzes to the mix and you’ve got a little beauty of a local!

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Crumpled Horn, 33-37 Corbetts Tey Road, Upminster, RM14 2AJ


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