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Pie Town

Pie Town

Take a trip to Pie Town. Try one of our delicious pies today.

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Whether you’re coming in for a great-value lunch, a few sharers to go with your after-work drinks, or a special celebration, our food hits the spot. Relax on a Sunday with a proper roast. Go on a global journey with a zingy curry or an American-style burger. Treat yourself to a hearty helping of cracking pub grub, washed down with great drinks served with a smile. From real ales to international lagers and interesting wines, we’ve got the perfect accompaniment for every meal—and every party!

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Discover the Crumpled Horn

Head to the Crumpled Horn in Upminster for a perfect pint and top value pub food. We’ve got that classic British pub atmosphere everyone loves. You’ll always get a friendly greeting at the bar, and whatever you want to drink. We do it all, from cask ales, craft beer, and cider, to wine, fizz, and party drinks. Plenty for those on the soft stuff as well, including spritzes, juices, and fresh coffee. We like to please everyone on the food front too. So we put all the classics on the menu. Pick from traditional British fayre, tasty curries, mega burgers and grills, chicken, and sharers. Add a bunch of social events like band nights, fundraisers, theme parties, and pub quizzes to the mix and you’ve got a little beauty of a local!

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Crumpled Horn, 33-37 Corbetts Tey Road, Upminster, RM14 2AJ

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