Our Pub

Why Our Pub is Great

Lovely during the day and lively at night, The Crumpled Horn in Upminster is your dream local. Come over any day of the week and you’ll find friendly staff serving good beer and pub classics from around the world. Bring the kids; our children’s menu balances treats and favourites with the good stuff. If you’re coming for food with friends, you’ll find we do brilliant meal deals most days of the week. And if you crave a Sunday roast, get the family together and come round ours. We do a traditional roast every Sunday, and it’s the best!

You can’t fault our drinks selection. Beer fans have cask ales, guest beers and bottled craft beers to choose from. We’re very fussy about how we keep our beer, so you can rely on us to pull you a beautifully fresh pint. Wine lovers can choose from mellow reds, lively whites and fruity rosé wines. Come over on the weekend and get on the party drinks while our DJ takes care of business. We do them all: fizz, cocktails, shooters, shots, bombs—you name it. And if you’re on the softies, you’ll be super happy with our selection of spritzes, juices, and botanical blends.

Planning a party? We’ll sort the buffet and clear up afterwards so you don’t have to. Winner! Get everyone together, relax and enjoy. If you don’t have anything coming up but fancy a good night out, join us for the pub quiz, come over on band night or get involved in one of our theme parties.

About Our Food

If you’re looking for a menu that is bursting with a wide variety of dishes that suit any occasion at any time of the day, you’ve come to the right place. Our range of grazing dishes make the perfect starter or light bite before tucking into our delicious wraps, sandwiches and pub classics. Make sure you check out the true VIP section of our menu; our burgers. We’re proud as punch about our large range of burgers, from vegetarian, to chicken, to classic beef burgers, to burgers that’ll take your tastebuds on a journey around the world. We’ve thought of everyone.
We take pride in our food, and only serve up the best quality, at a price that doesn’t break the bank. The food we dish up is perfect for a day-time catch up or an evening meal before a night of fun and frolics. With a range of drinks to complement each dish, head on down and prepare to get stuck right in.

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Crumpled Horn, 33-37 Corbetts Tey Road, Upminster, RM14 2AJ